Tumblr @ the most bizarre and obscure things:
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1o9:
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god fucked up making komodo dragons super venomous aggressive and all around unsuitable for domestication. those beafts should be in our homes
if i had this thing in my lap i think everything would be alright i bet it would love being scratched on the head if it wasnt already so fond of chewing me and empoisoning me and smacking me hard with its horrible tail
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i hate it here
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Apparently when my grandma first came to America she didn’t know what a raccoon was and assumed it was a fucked up cat and adopted it. I just imagine this 13 yr old girl with a heavy Eastern European accent being like “this is my cat, Petr. He is not very friendly”
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this post is a sort of litmus test. bottoms read it and see a wild, provocative rebel. tops and switches read it and see a bottom who does ketamine
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agitated girl: mike put the camera down
mike: He ha why its a home movey
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Chrysocolla | Inca de Oro, Chañaral Province/Copiapó Province, Atacama Region, Chile
(Source: e-rocks.com, via carcararocks)
they are like beautiful tropical birds to me
Literally..
@guooey ya
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johto landlords fear the humble slugma rancher
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konks!
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fugking love it here!!!!!!!!!
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People in Splatoon are genuinely funnier than I could ever aspire to be
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